"Careful," he cries. "Careful! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They're going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?"
So her husband calmly replies,
"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
HAHAH.
I ran into this joke again recently. I'm posting it here to celebrate
So now you know why I have always preferred not to say anything in the car?
hahaha, must complain mah~ keep in the heart not good for your mental health xP oh oh and I got my C on the 1st! So i'm actually just a few days later than you :D
ReplyDeleteexactly how i feel when my sis sits beside me when im driving!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStop over reacting like im driving wif eyes blinded or wat!!!!!
shaun, you're still slowerrrrr! :D
ReplyDeletei don't think saying out loud is good for the DRIVER's mental health. Note: if your mental health is not ok, then you're alone. but if the driver is not okay, good bye to the whole car!
jingyi, i still didn't get to sit in your car, wasted the insurance and letter to my parents that day :( oh and soo qing says she cannot see the number plate of the car in front of yours when you are driving. tsk tsk.
cehh~ when did you get yours??
ReplyDeleteAhahaha, okok note to self: keep all constructive criticism to self when adelyn is driving xP
29th lol lol lol.
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